Are you old enough to ruin tomorrow?
You have to be 18+ to be here. SA law, not ours. We don't make the rules — we just make the regret faster.
You have to be 18+ to be here. SA law, not ours. We don't make the rules — we just make the regret faster.
Buy now — R500
The giant syringe that may ruin your liver but will make your night. R500 delivered.
(Jokes — shipping's extra. We're a side hustle, not a charity.)
18+ only · Ships across South Africa
It's a beer funnel shaped like a comically large syringe. You load it, you aim it, you regret it. Whether it's a bachelor party, a braai that escalated, or a Tuesday you'll need to explain later — Brustick is the prop that turns "one drink" into a group chat incident.
And it lasts. This isn't disposable plastic that you bin after one party — clean it, store it, and it'll front event after event for years.
Built for adults who should know better. They don't. That's the point.
Before the first ever use, give the inside O-rings a spray of cooking/baking spray (or any food-safe lubricant). The plunger will not slide smoothly out the box without it — that's normal, not broken. Do this once and it glides like butter. Skip it and you'll think you bought a paperweight.
Pull the plunger back, pour your drink of questionable decision into the chamber. Zamalek, cider (wuss), that punch nobody trusts — your call.
Aim, push, accept the consequences. Hydrate after. We're not liable for the morning.
Rinse and clean it out after every session. Leave beer fermenting in a sealed tube and you'll grow something the WHO ends up naming after a Greek letter — and nobody wants to be patient zero of Bru-19. Warm water, a bit of soap, air dry. Sorted.
⚠️ The lube step is the difference between "this is amazing" and "this is broken." It's in the box on a card too. Don't skip step 1.
"Bought one for my mate's bachelor. He did not survive the night — the Brustick did. Three parties later, still going strong. 10/10."— a legend
"Genuinely the best worst purchase I've made. The whole braai wanted one."— another legend
"[ DROP IG SCREENSHOT / UGC VIDEO HERE ]"— you, hopefully, soon
If Gogo can run it, you've got no excuse.(She lubed the O-rings first. Obviously. See step 1.)
R500 per Brustick + R100 shipping anywhere in South Africa. Pay securely by card via Paystack.
Because you skipped step 1. The internal O-rings need a once-off spray of food-safe lubricant (cooking/baking spray works). Do it once, it glides forever. It is not faulty.
Usually 2–5 working days across South Africa via courier. We'll WhatsApp you a tracking update once it's dispatched.
Yes. Bachelor parties, teams, and questionable group decisions are our core demographic. Pick your quantity in the order form.
Unused and undamaged, within 7 days, you can return it — see our returns policy. "I used it and regret my life" is not a fault we can refund.
It's a novelty drinking funnel for adults 18+. Drink responsibly, don't be the cautionary tale, and never combine with driving. We mean it.